January 2010
10 posts
December 2009
16 posts
If a racist, homophobic fuck is waiting for a...
and a Mexican gay man is their donor, what do you think they would do if they knew?
Change their opinions?
Refuse?
Or just pretend they didn’t ever know who it was?
I know in some situations you can meet donors so I’m just wondering. I’ll probably write and direct a movie about this someday. Maybe start asking little kids about it. I’ll blow their fucking minds.
Getting an hour long massage today.
One of my biggest fears is always farting. Would they acknowledge it or just ignore it and keep going? Also, if I have to fart but I try and hold it in, they can see that attempt right? My butt cheeks are only covered by a blanket.
Real women, real problems.
Wish me luck.
pubic mound.
Thought about that word combination a lot today.
Just spent almost an hour making my mom a Christmas video that I could post on youtube for her. After brainstorming and 15 minutes of intense practice, it involves my bongo drums, Taylor Swift karaoke, and a kitten named Buddha.
Merry Christmas my friends. And my mom.
PS: My dad discovered recently that if you google his first and last name, a picture of him holding a cat and a beer comes up....
