Absolutely Indecisive
I have curly hair, an intense sense of humor, and a deep rooted belief in the people who surround me.
My last day interning with 6th graders.
I know I’ve shared the 6th grade bathroom stories before. But it needs to be brought to the surface again.
On my last day, at some point after lunch I needed to make a quick stop at the bathrooms. I stop at the first door and peek in, speckles of shit all over the seat. I move onto the next door and sneak around to look. A GIANT shit that looks impossible for any 11-13 year old girl to push out herself. The third bathroom has a pad on the floor. I am just about to give up when I find a clean stall. The light didn’t work so I pissed in the dark but it was inifinitely better than any of my other options.
Also yesterday, I brought in a picture of myself as a 6th grader thinking all of the kids would get a kick out of Ms. Hoag looking like a little bitch. One of the teachers loved it so she put it up for everyone to see. Unanimous reaction in 3 periods? “YOU DON’T LOOK ANY DIFFERENT.”
Life.
